Matthew: "Mommy, only big people touch dicks"
Me: "What?"
Matthew: "Daddy touches his dicks."
Me: "Matthew please explain what you are meaning."
Matthew: "Daddy and Joshua touch their dicks. You know!"
Me: "Matthew, I don't know that. What do you mean by them touching their dicks?"
Matthew walked over to the Wii and said "You know, the Wii dicks"
Me: "Oh...you mean discs Matthew."
We will have to correct this one!
1 comment:
That's just too funny. I'd have been totally off guard. Good thing you knew exactly what to ask! :)
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