Mama is the QUEEN of stupid injuries

When I was 10 I cut the tip of my pointer finger on my left hand off when it got caught in a bathroom door at the YMCA for a girl scout function.

When I was 16 I dove to hit a ball while playing tennis.  I sprained both ankles and my knee.

When I was a senior in college I broke a toe in two places while running to the bathroom to rinse my eye out when I got nail polish remover in it.

When I was pregnant with the twins I was trying a new maternity shirt on in the kitchen and got my hand in the fan.  I broke 2 fingers in my hand.

Last night I was picking up a pair of underwear and when I came up I hit my right shoulder hard on the mounting for a baby gate.  A baby gate that we've not used in years but the mounting wasn't removed.  I tore my rotator cuff.